This shit’s been blowing up on Tumblr and other websites today even though the article itself is a month old or so.
Let’s take a look at some choice excerpts. My fear is that I’m going to end up quoting most of the damn thing, but whatever.
I’m just gonna come out and say it: I love insecure women.
Literally the first sentence in.
At least he’s honest I guess.
A woman with excessive confidence is like a man with a vagina. It’s an attribute that is at best superfluous and at worst prevents women from fulfilling their natural biological and social functions.
This analogy fails on pretty much every level, but the solution to this apparently overwhelming problem is even better.
In order for America to right itself, there needs to be a massive and concerted war on female self-esteem.
If anything, having a college degree is a strike against a girl—unless it’s in something real like a STEM discipline—as it shows that she’s a conformist who thinks that credentials are a substitute for knowledge and experience.
Wait, what about men who have non-STEM degrees? Are they useless men-with-vaginas or something? Actually Mr. Forney probably almost certainly believes that, but that’s neither here nor there in his mind. I’m guessing this guy doesn’t count, say, archaeology as “real” but who knows what rubric this dude is using.
Let’s move onto the role of women in modern American society!
If every girl was fired from her job tomorrow, elementary schools would have to shut down for a couple days, but otherwise life would go on as usual.
If every man lost his job tomorrow, the country would collapse.
Feminists can screech as loud as they want, but they will never change this fundamental reality; men accord respect based on merit, and if girls want to play in our world, they’ll have to obey our rules. Otherwise, they know where the kitchen is. I have more respect for the starving artist couple busking down the street from my house than I do for all the career-driven, Strong, Independent Women™ in the world. Being able to sing and play guitar well is no small achievement, and the buskers are actually providing a useful service to the world.
How does one respond to this? Like the premise of his point is intrinsically flawed, let alone the “LOL WOMEN DON’T DO IMPORTANT SHIT” bit.
Jumping ahead, our friend Matt also knows that women are naturally insecure because all women are weak and would instantly be raped by the hordes of slavering man-beasts if society collapsed.
Insecurity is the natural state of woman. How could it be anything else? Given their lack of physical strength, a woman on her own should be frightened as hell without men to protect her. If society were to collapse, all the Strong, Independent Women™ who read Jezebeland and xoJane would last about five minutes before they either found a man to cling onto or got raped and killed. In the bellum omnium contra omnes that is mankind’s default existence, a woman who is alone is a woman who is already dead.
I’m curious to see Ixjac, Thanatos, Kensai/merino, or…anyone really, tear this inane crap apart. I’ll update when it happens.
There’s just so much wrong with it, and not just in a moral sense, but in a “this is not how society or people work” sense.
Girls will all but die without masculine attention.
THUS IT IS OUR PATRIOTIC AND MORAL DUTY TO DENIGRATE THEM AND/OR RAPE THEM. RIGHT MATT?
And finally, the amazing conclusion!
At the end of the day, there are no Strong, Independent Women™. There are only shrews pleading for a taming. All the posturing, the pill-popping, the whining and demands for “equality”; they’re a cry for help. Girls don’t want the six-figure cubicle job, the shiny Brooklyn 2BR, the master’s degree, the sexual liberation, none of it. They want to be collectively led back to the kitchen, told to make a nice big tuna sandwich with extra mayo and lettuce, then swatted on the ass as we walk out the door.
I say we give them what they want.
I can’t really find an appropriate reaction image/gif/video/words for that.