At about 8 p.m. tonight, Senator Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham, in its entirety, on the Senate floor during his non-filibuster against Obamacare. It was a bedtime story to his daughters. “I do not like green eggs and ham,” the senator said to America. “I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
Oh man this dude clearly has been short-changing his daughters on their bedtime stories, because Ted Cruz clearly has not gotten to the conclusion of the book and thus understood the entire point of the story.
Alternatively, Ted Cruz is acting completely idiotic, which is not only more likely, but has also demonstrably happened in the past!