TL;DR: Sex addiction is almost always just lust. Sucks to be Weiner. Sucks Weiner? Wow, that was terrible and has probably been said a billion times. I’M (UN)FUNNY.
Poor, poor Weiner. While the relevancy of one’s sexual antics with regards to politics and one’s capability as a politician is an ENTIRELY different can of worms that I will probably talk about at some point, there are simply TOO MANY jokes to be made.